{"id":221,"date":"2003-10-25T19:20:17","date_gmt":"2003-10-26T00:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=221"},"modified":"2007-08-15T03:18:54","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T08:18:54","slug":"japanese-snack-food-review-cheese-sable-biscuits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=221","title":{"rendered":"Cheese Sable Biscuits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"CheeseSableBiscuits.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/boo\/images\/CheeseSableBiscuits.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThese crackers are odd ducks.  First off, they have a honey like coating on the top so they have a very definite sweet taste to them.  You can see the coating glistening off of the crackers and it&#8217;s just not right.  I mean, it&#8217;s a cheese cracker, what&#8217;s it doing with a coating of sticky sweet?  It&#8217;s not a light dusting either, they want you to notice that these crackers are covered in sweet.  So, the first thing I tasted was this odd honey like flavor which really threw me.  (Editor&#8217;s Note:  I just looked at the package and Orange is listed as an ingredient.  That would explain why they taste like honey if they are glazed with an orange syrupy coating.  OK&#8230;Orange and Cheese?  Does the Japanese cracker palate distinguish by color?)<\/p>\n<p>The second thing I noticed was the texture.  Think of a Ritz and that&#8217;ll just about put you in the right ballpark.  They are not quite as light and flaky as a Ritz but it&#8217;s such a fine distinction you might as well describe them as &#8220;almost Ritz&#8221; in texture.  Not that being Ritz is a bad thing, but where&#8217;s the cheese?<\/p>\n<p>Of the four or five people sampling the biscuits I think I was the only one who tasted anything that might have been considered &#8220;cheesy&#8221;.  It&#8217;s a faint afterimage of a cheese ghosting but if you think hard enough about cheese they sorta taste like square, sweet Ritz crackers that were made in the same factory as white cheddar Cheese-its.  I&#8217;m not sure I would have even recognized that weak of a cheese taste if I didn&#8217;t know I was eating <i>Cheese<\/i> Sable Biscuits.  DQ mentioned that she thought they tasted buttery (again, like a Ritz) and I&#8217;d say&#8230;yeah.  Sorta.  I guess.<\/p>\n<p>They are not bad but they are not memorable and what&#8217;s with the sweet?  I would have given them a 2.5 but the others really rather enjoyed them so in difference to the majority, I&#8217;ll give Cheese Sable Biscuits a<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> of <b>3 Wasabi Pea<\/b> out of a possible 5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,26,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-30-peas","category-cracker","category-sweet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}