{"id":234,"date":"2004-03-13T19:02:11","date_gmt":"2004-03-14T00:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=234"},"modified":"2007-08-15T03:07:38","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T08:07:38","slug":"japanese-snack-food-review-choco-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"Choco Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Choco_Baby_Bottle.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/boo\/images\/Choco_Baby_Bottle.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHeh. Choco Baby.  It just makes me laugh.  These little fellas are, well little fellas.  Each Choco Baby is about the size of a grain of rice.  Well maybe about as tall as a grain of rice since they certainly are much fatter than rice.  Maybe if you took a couple grains of rice and tied them together you would have something about the size of a Choco Baby.  Regardless, they are small  (maybe a touch shorter than a Tic-Tac if you will).  They do come with their own mascot though&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Choco_Baby_Mascot.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/boo\/images\/Choco_Baby_Mascot.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThat actually kind of freaks me out because the Choco Baby (?) critter looks disturbingly similar to the Choco Babies, except with facial features, ears and&#8230;blobby appendage things.  I know I&#8217;d eat the Baby mascot creature right along with the Choco Babies if I wasn&#8217;t careful and you don&#8217;t want that kind of critter running loose in your stomach.  They would wreak all sorts of havoc.  So yeah,I have issues with the tiny candy sized and shaped mascot.<\/p>\n<p>What Choco Baby is\/are (?) are little cylinders of chocolate wrapped around a filling.  Notice in the picture that the Choco Babies seem to have a star like center?  Take a peek (apologies for the blurriness, these are my pics and not TheMan&#8217;s.  Still, you can vaguely see that the centers are indeed lighter than the outer wrapping).  The filling might as well be chocolate though because these fellas are so small it&#8217;s hard to taste anything but the chocolate.  They seem to have a sort of nutty impression, and since the ingredients have Palm nut and Shea nut I suppose that is what is in the center.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Choco_Baby_Bits.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/boo\/images\/Choco_Baby_Bits.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI liked them.  I liked them a lot.  They were chocolaty, maybe a bit of nutty and a touch of bitter.  They melted nicely after a bit of hanging out in your mouth and all in all I was pleased with them.  Badmovie too was all about the Choco Baby(ies) while TheMan thought they had a bitter aftertaste.  DQ sided with TheMan on that one, although both of them really liked the Choco Babies up to the point of the aftertaste.  I thought the aftertaste was bitter in a cocoa sense, which was all right in my book.<\/p>\n<p>TheMan did mention that he thought the chocolate was a bit waxy tasting and it does seem to have a kind of initial coating before you get to the chocolate goodness.  I&#8217;ve had some mediocre chocolate before that had the same sort of texture to it so I just chalked it up to waxy chocolate.  Then Badmovie read the ingredients.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Choco_Baby_Shellac.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/boo\/images\/Choco_Baby_Shellac.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"40\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nShellac?  SHELLAC?  That just made Badmovie&#8217;s day, I&#8217;ll tell you.  Nothing like getting your RDA dosage of shellac.  He couldn&#8217;t stop eating them (and neither could I) so we wondered if it was the shellac that kept us coming back for more.  I&#8217;m more inclined to think it could be the grape skin coloring thing but then again, maybe I&#8217;m a shellac junkie.  Whatever the reason, I was all about rating these fellas really high (if only for amusement about the shellac) but in difference to half of my tasting crowd, I going to give Choco Baby a<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> of <b>3.5 Wasabi Peas<\/b> out of a possible 5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-35-peas","category-sweet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}