{"id":418,"date":"2007-08-05T00:23:38","date_gmt":"2007-08-05T07:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=418"},"modified":"2007-08-06T08:12:46","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T15:12:46","slug":"japanese-snack-food-review-boss-black-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"Boss Black Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/booniverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/bossblackcoffee.jpg\"><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHello readers!  This is The Man, traditional JSFR coffee drink reviewer, bringing you a review of a new coffee drink from Suntory.<\/p>\n<p>After having tried <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=320\">Mr Brown<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=318\">Hello Boss<\/a>, I wasn&#8217;t sure what to expect from Boss Black Coffee.  For photography purposes, I poured it into a glass and was surprised to find it a nice semi-transparent dark brown.  Not opaque.  Not milky in any way.  This stuff is entirely coffee flavored without milk or sugar.  I checked the ingredient label and found two entries: &#8220;Water, Coffee.&#8221;  That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>And since we&#8217;ve been keeping this in the fridge, I had an unsweetened glass of extremely cold coffee, which is just about as appetizing as you might think.  A quick sip and I was ready to chuck the whole thing as a bad idea.  But in the interest of SCIENCE! I decided to give it another go.<\/p>\n<p>Transferring the contents to a mug and microwaving it for a minute on &#8220;High&#8221; got things nicely warmed up, and the temperature made a world of difference.  When cold, Boss Black Coffee is disgusting and bitter.  Hot, it&#8217;s a decent cup of joe.  Not too strong, not too bitter and without the burnt over-roasted flavor you get from some national chain coffee shops I could mention.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, apart from the novelty value, there&#8217;s just not much else going for it.<\/p>\n<p>The can is tiny, holding barely half a decent sized mug, and it&#8217;s expensive at that size.  Also, while it&#8217;s a handy little package of pre-brewed coffee, in order for it to taste good it&#8217;s got to be served hot.  I&#8217;ve seen at least one market that has these cans for sale in a little heated cabinet (sort of the opposite of a beverage cooler), but I can&#8217;t imagine it&#8217;s easy or comfortable to pry open a hot metal can and then try to drink out of it.  No, you&#8217;re going to need a mug to put it in, and then a microwave or some similar appliance to warm it up.  And if you&#8217;re going to get all of that, why not just go a step further and get yourself a coffee maker?<\/p>\n<p>Major negative pea points for all of these things.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, the slightly above average flavor of the coffee doesn&#8217;t make up for the tiny serving size and the inconvenience of needing to heat it.  Final <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">score<\/a> is <strong>1.5 disgruntled Wasabi Peas<\/strong> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,17,15,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-15-peas","category-beverage","category-coffee","category-savory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}