{"id":502,"date":"2008-02-29T19:22:54","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T00:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=502"},"modified":"2008-03-04T19:29:30","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T00:29:30","slug":"fruitery-jelly-snacks-lychee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Fruitery Jelly Snacks (lychee)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/fruiteryjellylychee.jpg\"><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSo there I was thinking to myself, &#8220;Self?  We really need to do something&#8230;<strike><I>wonderful<\/I><\/strike> (sorry, I have no monoliths to review) awesome for Leap Day!&#8221; Myself said, &#8220;We could do that soda&#8230;?&#8221; buuuuut liquids take a lot of work to set up the pic and they make Sean Whose Name is Nate nervous.  That fact alone amuses me enough to consider it but I&#8217;d be inviting Karma to bzzzort my computer in a tragic JSFR soda accident if I did.  Then I thought about the squid things but badmovie suggested I save those for beer drinking night when I&#8217;ll have captive Guinea Pigs.  You can&#8217;t argue with that logic so ixnay on the quidsay.  Myself half heartedly threw out the little caramel things but I sort of wanted to pick up the other flavor they are close to and do a comparison taste testing.<\/p>\n<p>Thus I was stumped until I looked at the JSFR queue and saw these sitting there marking time.  Might as well review them since they&#8217;ve been floating around waiting for me to write the words and take the pic and all.  So I fired up the entry and lo!  Apparently I&#8217;ve already taken their picture.  Bonus!  All I had to do was review them.  So I did.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a big fan of these &#8220;Jell-o&#8221; cups; I had one once at a party and it was pretty vile.  They are Japanese&#8230;ish (Taiwanese if you want to make a point of it but every Asian Grocery store around here carries them so&#8230;) and since I do a Japanese (and other lands&#8230;sadly so in this case) snack food review and these did seem to be everywhere, I assumed that eventually I&#8217;d have to get to them.  I was rather hoping that eventually was well, well, <I>well<\/I> down the road and also that nobody else mentioned them and that I had reviewed everything else that there is to review before having to hit these.  Given all the Pocky and Pretz out there I&#8217;d probably be safe until the end of time with my philosophy.  <\/p>\n<p>Then Guinea Pig DQ gave me this pack for Christmas.  ARRRGH!<\/p>\n<p>OK, I confess that I am really amused by these cups because the peel off top is all poofy.  Maybe it&#8217;s a freshness seal thing but with the general squishiness of the &#8220;Jell-o&#8221; and the air poofy of the peel off top these are incredibly fun to wobble around in your fingers.  And squish.  Squishy-squishy-squishy.  I could amuse myself for hours without it even being opened.<\/p>\n<p>Once you do open it, you will find a little square thing in your &#8220;Jell-o&#8221;.  We were a bit taken aback but once we decided that it was a cube of lychee we were good.  That&#8217;s actually sort of neat, like a fruit cup Jell-o deelie.  A fruit cup Jell-o deelie which has the consistancy of a good solid finger Jell-o.  And a tad of Jell-o water around the edges.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve done some lychee flavored JSF before but it&#8217;s been a bit and not everyone&#8217;s familiar with the fruit.  It&#8217;s a sort of a tart unripe plum taste if you will and might take some getting used to if this is your first time lycheeing.  Or your second.  Possibly your third.  I might recommend these &#8220;Jelly snacks&#8221; if you are a lychee novice though, they are sweet with the jelly, which cuts the tart a bit.  They also have a pretty tasty lychee flavor too.  And a chunk of fruit.  Plus, they&#8217;re wobbly.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly&#8230;Fruitery.  Heh.  But of course fruitery.  What else?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> of <strong>3.5 wasabi peas<\/strong> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-35-peas","category-sweet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}