{"id":542,"date":"2008-05-11T00:46:21","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T05:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=542"},"modified":"2008-05-14T09:42:41","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T14:42:41","slug":"zap-pusit-sweet-spicy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=542","title":{"rendered":"Zap Pusit (sweet &#038; spicy)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/pusitsweetnspicy.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThese snacks were bought by Badmovie but not in either of the great JSF J-List snack buying sprees.  Rather I think these came home with LunarGeography and Badmovie when they visited the awesomest snacks food store ever out in Seattle.  Anyhow, however they got into the snack food line-up, they debuted at our local Pub Nite.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/pusitinstructions.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nAfter all, they do recommend having some beer with this tasty, crunchy and crispy spicy squid with a delicious exotic taste.  Perhaps they do go well with beer if you can get over the pungent old fish food smell that comes rolling out of an opened package.  We&#8217;ve had snacks that whiff of fish flakes before but none so enthusiastically as Pusit.  Opening the package must be what it&#8217;s like to actually work in the fish food flake processing plant because that&#8217;s one pow&#8217;ful stench.  It&#8217;s so powerful that it stunk up my messenger bag when we stowed it away for the night.  In fact, it&#8217;s such a powerful stink that my bag still smells of stank-nasty fish food even after the Pusit has been evicted for a day.  Aquariums for miles around are going crazy whenever I&#8217;m in the area so sorry about that, fish owners.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah.  The smell is unappetizingly horrific but at least they have tasty, crunchy and crispy spicy (and one would presume squid) going for it right?  Well&#8230;lemmie talk about these claims starting with crunchy.  Their definition of crunchy leaves a lot to be desired but I guess they are crunchy in a sense that they are not pudding (and for that we are <u>eternally<\/u> grateful).  They are also crispy in the same non-pudding sort of way.  If you&#8217;ve ever had home made potato chips that were a little too fat to be decently crispy and a little too oil soaked to be crunchy that&#8217;s almost exactly what Pusit achieves.  It&#8217;s a stale, chewy, moodgie sort of &#8220;crunch&#8221; or &#8220;crisp&#8221; which is truly neither.<\/p>\n<p>They do have some spice and a bit of sweet.  Maybe.  See, the overpowering taste of week old stale dead fish pretty much covers up any other sort of flavor they may have added.  There might be a little spice and just a titch of sweet perhaps but you really can&#8217;t appreciate it.  Not with 90% of the taste akin to something from the holding tank of an abandoned fishing boat that has inexplicably turned up in the Sahara.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite Guinea Pig has had dried squid before (although I&#8217;m not sure it was <em>gourmet<\/em> squid) and rather liked it.  He also likes spicy so he was looking forward to trying the Pusit.  He absolutely hated this.  Another Guinea Pig said that they tasted like &#8220;Roadkill Fish&#8221; while still a third exclaimed, while trying to scour the taste out of her mouth, &#8220;I gargled beer!  Jesus!&#8221;  Apparently, Pusit goes well with beer in the sense that you have to drink a whole lot of it to drown out the taste.  There was not one redeeming quality to Pusit that we could uncover.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/pusitmaycontainfish.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nNot even this bit of amusing package warning.  I would <em>hope<\/em> it may contain fish&#8230;it&#8217;s SQUID!<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I would have given Pusit at least a half pea for trying and possibly for the amusing back packaging but it would be the same half pea.  One other new Guinea Pig went as high as a 1.  The rest of the Pigs threatened physical violence and desertion from the JSFR for all of eternity if there was even a hint of any pea points in the rating.  So to appease the masses (and also to retain my snack testing pool) I am forced to give Pusit the JSFR&#8217;s very first<\/p>\n<p><strong>0 wasabi pea<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-0-peas","category-savory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}