{"id":614,"date":"2008-08-24T00:17:44","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T05:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=614"},"modified":"2008-09-10T20:01:49","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T01:01:49","slug":"taste-nirvana-mocha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":"Taste Nirvana Mocha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/tastenirvanamocha.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nUsually I have My Favorite Guinea Pig review the coffee &#8216;snacks&#8217; but I&#8217;m still suffering from post-datery syndrome and I&#8217;m on a roll with the writing. Strike while the iron&#8217;s hot I say. Except not with this bottled coffee because they would rather you enjoyed their beverage chilled. Which I am.<\/p>\n<p>I think anyone who&#8217;s enjoyed coffee has probably started with appreciating the aroma first. To me, pretty much all coffee has a tantalizing whiff of deliciousness even if the flavor doesn&#8217;t back it up. I don&#8217;t know why, but I find quite a lot of coffee out there smells a bazillionty times better than it tastes. Then again, I&#8217;m fairly new to the coffee thing so maybe there&#8217;s a learning curve.<\/p>\n<p>As far as the smell of this coffee&#8230;it&#8217;s&#8230;pretty mild actually. There&#8217;s the standard sharp, dark, beaniness of coffee but also a very strong chocolate and a nicely mellow milky. All three smells seem to have equal footing which seems odd. I&#8217;m used to COFFEE (andsomeotherscentstoo).<\/p>\n<p>The taste is just as divided among the three major players. There&#8217;s the astringent coffee flavor, a semisweet chocolate flavor and a creamy milk flavor. Actually, the milk and chocolate kinda team up to make a rather Nestl\u00c3\u00a9&#8217;s Quickesque flavor. I hadn&#8217;t thought to make mocha from Quick and coffee but I don&#8217;t see why you couldn&#8217;t. I&#8217;ll have to try that someday.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d say that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tastenirvana.com\/\">Taste Nirvana<\/a> is almost as good as the JSFR standard coffee drink <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=318\">Hello Boss Coffee<\/a> (which we have been known to buy as a grocery staple) save for a lingering&#8230;something. I can&#8217;t quite put my finger on it (or my tongue I guess would be a more appropriate expression) but there&#8217;s a hint of a flavor that&#8217;s just a little bit off. Maybe the beans are a bit to harsh, or a preservative is just a wee bit stronger than it should be but along with the mocha deliciousness I&#8217;m tasting a not-coffee derived bitterness. It&#8217;s certainly not a deal breaker but I think it&#8217;s enough to keep Taste Nirvana from supplanting Hello Boss as the JSFR coffee drink of choice.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/happinessinabottle.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nEven the amusing cap message won&#8217;t help, but it will make me smile.<\/p>\n<p>Taste Nirvana Mocha is a delicious mocha with an odd undercurrent of bitterness that I don&#8217;t think is coffee related. It&#8217;s better than a lot of the canned coffees we&#8217;ve reviewed so I believe I&#8217;ll go with a<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> of <strong>3.5 wasabi peas<\/strong> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,17,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-35-peas","category-beverage","category-coffee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}