{"id":623,"date":"2009-04-04T00:15:55","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T05:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=623"},"modified":"2009-05-01T15:33:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T20:33:21","slug":"taste-nirvana-thai-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=623","title":{"rendered":"Taste Nirvana Thai Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/tastenirvanathaicoffee.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSorry about that Junkies, I seem to have lost the month of April.  No worries, that&#8217;s what post dating is for!  And liquid because boy did we have a wet April.  I actually had a plan to do all liquid reviews this April so I do indeed have the material.  I just sort of ran out of April to do it in.  Anyway, here&#8217;s the last of the Taste Nirvana coffee drinks that I picked up waaaaay waaaaaaaay long ago.  Surprisingly, I have until September 19th of this year before the Thai Coffee&#8217;s drink-by-date.  That just goes to show that it takes a lot to kill coffee!<\/p>\n<p>For a quick recap, the other Taste Nirvanas can be found <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=621\">here<\/a> (cappuccino) and <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=614\">here<\/a> (mocha).  The cappuccino impressed us not while the mocha was really pretty tasty, except for a slight wandering bitterness.  That leaves quite a bit of wiggle room for the Thai coffee right smack in the middle right?  Let&#8217;s see!<\/p>\n<p>From the first whiff, there&#8217;s nothing really horrid about the Thai coffee.  It smells of strong coffee that has been tempered with a &#8220;non-dairy creamer&#8221; and &#8220;full cream milk product&#8221;.  That probably means that there is nothing spectacular about the smell as well and that too is a truism.  It&#8217;s an&#8230;odd sort of mix of coffee, creamery, and faintly chemically but it&#8217;s not bad.<\/p>\n<p>It <i>is<\/i> very creamy tasting.  I&#8217;m not exactly sure what Thai coffee should taste like but if it&#8217;s slightly bitter, a little astringent but also possessing the coffee gestalt than this is that.  It is also quite sweet and a bit thick, but smooth.  It would make a much better mocha than a creamed coffee, but that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s really sweet and thickly creamy.  Or non-dairy creamerey as the case may be.<\/p>\n<p>Of the three Taste Nirvanas, the mocha is still the best and the cappuccino is still the worst.   This leaves the Thai coffee smack in the middle then as a decent but maybe not every day coffee drink.  You can do a lot better out there in the land of processed coffee drinks but there is also room to do worse.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> of <strong>2.5 wasabi peas<\/strong> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,17,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-25-peas","category-beverage","category-coffee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}