{"id":705,"date":"2008-12-07T00:23:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T05:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=705"},"modified":"2008-12-17T09:00:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T14:00:47","slug":"toppo-for-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=705","title":{"rendered":"Toppo (for men)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/toppoformen.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nDo you know what I love the most about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jlist.com\/\">J-List<\/a>?  It is the fact that you can get some odd seasonal, limited, or slightly less popular stuff on their site.  The incredibly elusive <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=514\">Winter Pocky<\/a>?  A J-List snack item.  Limited run Meltykiss Dark Rum? (Not linking because you can back page to it up there at the top)  Also a J-List item.  You do have to be alert and persistent if you are looking for a <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=674\">particular<\/a> item because their stock rotates pretty darned fast.  Otherwise, they pretty much are guaranteed to have or have had or will have said item for sale.<\/p>\n<p>Shipping is kind of a cow though, but for something like Toppo for Men?  Worth it.  Especially if you are piggy backing a couple other hard-to-find-locally items onto the order.<\/p>\n<p>So!  Toppo.  For Men.  I really wish I had already reviewed <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:Pocky_mens.jpg\"> Men&#8217;s Pocky<\/a> because then we&#8217;d have a compare and contrast between goo on the outside and goo on the inside but alas.  Something to look forward to for next year maybe.  I am amused at the whole &#8220;sweets for men&#8221; idea because it is really a foreign (heh) concept.  Most of the guys I know are down with the sweeties, although there are a higher percentage of guys of my acquaintance that don&#8217;t particularly go for chocolate than there are gals that are meh on the cocoa.  Still, those chocolate dissing dudes wouldn&#8217;t say no to a Reese&#8217;s Pieces or two.  As I understand it, Japanese men are not supposed to like any sort of sweetie thing because it&#8217;s not manly or something of that nature.  They are, however, permitted to share their Sweetie&#8217;s sweetie and thus can get around the whole &#8220;Men don&#8217;t do sweets&#8221; thing.  That&#8217;s mostly second hand though so don&#8217;t take it as true fact (unless it shows up on Wikipedia.  HA!).<\/p>\n<p>But!  If men want to be seen in public munching on a sweetie without a Sweetie on their arm to share in the nomming, Toppo (and also the Pocky division of Glico) has them covered.  Toppo for men is pretty similar to <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?cat=29\">Toppo<\/a> everywhere else in that it is a pretzel tube filled with goo.  In this case, it is a nice dark crunchity chocolate pretzel tube filled with dark bitteresque chocolate. Because bitteresque chocolate isn&#8217;t sweet and therefore manly.  Or something.  The chocolate tastes a little like a cross between the standard American dark chocolate and baking chocolate.  There is some sweet but there is an awful lot more bitter dark chocolate.  It&#8217;s kinda tasty.  And absolutely manly.<\/p>\n<p>We taste tested these over at my mom&#8217;s house since she is probably Men&#8217;s Pocky&#8217;s biggest fan.  Most people were down with the Toppo for Men which guarantees at least a 3 or a 3.5 rating.  My mom said that she liked them, but preferred the chocolate on the outside (Pocky).  That seems more like an aesthetics thing rather than a &#8216;docking pea points&#8217; thing so no deductions.  Looking at the other Toppo, I&#8217;d say that Toppo for Men falls into the general range of a<\/p>\n<p><strong>4 wasabi peas<\/strong> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas <a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,21,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40-peas","category-sweet","category-toppo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}