{"id":786,"date":"2009-07-11T00:08:07","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T05:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=786"},"modified":"2009-07-28T17:28:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T22:28:16","slug":"mr-squid-rollered-seasoned-squid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Squid Rollered Seasoned Squid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/mrsquidrolleredseasonedsqid.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHeh&#8230;Mr. Squid.  That&#8217;s awesome and hey!  Flat squid.  I picked this up at Hua Xing thinking that this might just be that one dried squid snack that doesn&#8217;t suck.  It does say &#8220;Delicious and Fun&#8221; so that&#8217;s promising.  Plus check out Mr. Squid.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/mrsquidgetsdown.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nHe totally wrocks.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Squid sadly smells of dried fish food flakes like pretty much every other dried squid snack.  Hrrrm.  It&#8217;s not an appetizing smell really and that <strong>is<\/strong> sad because Mr. Squid is kinda tasty.  It&#8217;s a little chewy in a fish jerkyesque way which may or may not be appealing but the squid flavor is mildly decent.  And squidy in a natural from the sea (and dried, flattened and jerkyed) sort of way.  There is also an interesting initial sweet flavor followed by a robust bitey spicy flavor.  The spicy lingers quite a bit as a pleasant after burn with a hint of the sweet to keep it company.  The squidy flavor does not and that&#8217;s a nice plus.  If it weren&#8217;t for the smell I might even snack on these here and there.<\/p>\n<p>I think for the American palate Mr. Squid&#8217;s Rollered Seasoned Squid is probably at most a 2 pea snack.  I also suspect that if you are used to snackering on dried fish, Mr. Squid&#8217;s flat squid snacks are probably a pea to a pea and a half point better than a 2 pea rating.  If you are a cat, Mr. Squid is a 4 pea snack and why am I still writing and not feeding you more Mr. Squid?  Personally, I&#8217;d give Mr. Squid a 2.5, minus a half pea for the smell but plus a half pea for the amusing packaging and the fact that my cat won&#8217;t let me off the couch unless I feed him more Mr. Squid.<\/p>\n<p>My cat has no thumbs and can&#8217;t type so I&#8217;ll go ahead and give Mr. Squid&#8217;s Rollered Seasoned Squid a<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/?page_id=2\">Rating<\/a> of <strong>2.5 wasabi peas<\/strong> out of a possible 5 wasabi peas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-25-peas","category-savory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quirkspace.com\/jsfr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}