Swiped from BadMovie and Bubbles:
The rules are simple. Go to Google, type in your first name along with the word “is” in quotation marks (such as “Bob is”), hit “search” and be prepared to be astounded by your rich history and serious character defects.
Matt is looking for a few good strategists.
Matt is out of station.
Matt is an award-winning writer and photographer.
Matt is the straight-edge, Catholic raver/virgin.
Matt is the one associating Republicans with extremists.
Matt is also offering his services as a consultant.
Matt is very much his own thinker.
Matt is a little edgy at first.
Matt is bored.
Matt is gone.
Matt is buried alongside his canary in the cemetery on the high hill.
Matt is a “great spirit”.