That's some mighty big talk from a rodent who just gargled a bird's bath water. I hired you for your looks, not for your degree in literary criticism. If you've got a problem reading the lines you were given, I'm sure I can find a dozen more eager furry faces out there in the back yard looking for a stale slice of bread and a spoon full of peanut butter.
W C Fields once said, "Never work with children or animals." I'm beginning to see why.